No?
I don’t!
But I’ve seen it often enough in comic strips and on TV
shows. And if I were still a student, I’d
have a very peculiar essay to hand in.
Generally around this time of year my husband and I are getting
ready to set out on a great adventure.
We wouldn’t take a beach vacation when we have nice, hot sun right at home. We save that for the cold winter months. We’ll
do day trips to the Jersey shore, but our standard getaways usually involve
visiting another state to continue my quest to go to all fifty. (At this point I’m up to 42.) Sometimes we’re fortunate enough to travel to
another country.
In the year 2020, it sometimes seems we’ve traveled to
another universe entirely.
This year’s shelter-in-place directives have introduced my husband to the wonders of grocery stores. Where before he might have made a quick trip to pick up milk and bananas, he found himself accompanying me on more extensive excursions as a way to get out of the house. After the initial excitement wore off, he found he was just as bored as I usually am with the task. In fact, he could get downright impatient while I stood pondering which tomatoes were ripest or which loaf of bread had the most fiber and the least sugar. I finally realized that buying him a Kit Kat or a bag of pretzels made the trip more palatable to him.
Our horizons expanded beyond groceries when I discovered
websites listing all the local, county, and state parks in our area. We found parks right near our house that we never
knew existed. Some featured nice, gentle
strolls on paved paths. Others required the
dexterity of a mountain goat but we were forced to keep going only because it
would have been more difficult to go back the way we came.
We discovered that New Jersey has many ponds, lakes, and rivers hidden in the woods in state and county parks. Several times we were rewarded with a view of the Manhattan skyline after scrambling up a rocky path. We found the remains on many a colonial stone foundation deep in the woods. And I can’t even remember how many spots where we learned colonial soldiers rested or hid to prepare for the next battle. The forest also hides the rusted out parts of old cars and appliances, leading us to wonder why someone would take the trouble to lug something so far into the woods that it takes an hour to get to it.
On the first mild day we decided to go down the shore just
to walk on the beach and the boardwalk.
The fog obscured the ocean and it was chilly and cloudy, but it was also
delightful to be out of the house and near the water.
When outdoor dining first opened up we rushed to a favorite restaurant with tables spread out on the sidewalk. Just as our food arrived, the skies opened up and we might as well have been eating in the shower. We grabbed our dishes and ran to a nearby empty table that had an umbrella. Yes, our backs were soaked, but our fronts were deliriously happy eating at a restaurant for the first time in many months.
We’ve been swimming in a nearby pond because the pool in
our complex won’t open this year.
We’ve been sitting in the dark watching a hurricane blow trees past our window.
We’ve seen enough wildlife to assemble our own private zoo. The chipmunks are running rampant, but we’ve also seen a man rescuing a frog from the jaws of a snake on a forest path, a red-shouldered hawk, a very fat groundhog, a blue heron, a white heron, lots of bunnies and deer, and the occasional coyote.
All in all I guess you could say that though it hasn’t been the most pleasant summer on record, at least it’s been interesting.
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I know little about NJ except get ready for the toll. So nice to hear about all the lovely places you've discovered. I often wondered why it was called the Garden State. Your description helps answer that question. Enjoy your summer and LastChanceBeach.
ReplyDeleteYour staycation sounds wonderful, although conjugal trips to the grocery store are not among my favorite things. :-)
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey is one state I've not yet been to! (I need 10 more, also on my bucket list) It sounds like a really interesting state!
ReplyDeleteLet me know if you decide to come here and I'll give you some tips!
DeleteWe spent a week on the Jersey Shore one year when my daughter had a national dance competition at Wild Wood. It was fun! I also love any kind of water. Even the small duck pond I live on in the summer!
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey often gets a bad rap but it's one of the most beautiful states there is. Had a home on the Central Jersey Shore for years. Didn't even lock my doors. Green lawns and the shore just feet away. Of the five states I've lived in, it's still my favorite. Thanks for sharing the Jersey I love. Yes, there are lovely parks, exotic wild life and ponds. Then there are the beaches. A boat lovers paradise.
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky. Summer is lovely here so we rarely leave, but this year all our favorite wilderness trails and remote beaches are overrun by the 'statcationers' who are usually someplace else.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a summer to remember, I also have seen so much wildlife where i live.. especially recently. Never been to NJ, looks cool. pores(at)live (dot)com
ReplyDeleteYou have had an interesting summer. I actually don't mind grocery shopping.
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I absolutely hate it!!! I remember being pregnant when hormones were raging and I was in the grocery store and I realized I'd have to be doing that for the rest of my life, and I burst into tears.
DeleteNew Jersey sounds nice
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Despite everything it sounds as if you had a gewat summer!
ReplyDeleteI guess we made the best of the situation! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteGreat post Hannah! The Garden State is beautiful. What exit? hahaha Summer 2020 is certainly one for the record books.
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