I often laugh at
inappropriate times. I mean, not like at a funeral or anything. You see, I have
these little movies that I see in my head. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of
people just like me who are in mental wards. I want to scream out the injustice
of it all. Yell out to someone who might listen, "They might be a writer!
Set them Free! Unless they're a serial killer or something equally horrific!"
Seriously (or not) I love writing romantic comedy. It's not
just comedy. I love dark comedy, too, although I don't think I've written dark
comedy. Maybe I should give it a try. Like the person who came up with the idea
of inserting fireworks into the dead person about to be cremated. I'm pretty
sure I could convince one or two of my friends to follow through with that one
if I go first. Talk about going out with a bang! Can you just see the
expression on the morticians face?
Slapstick comedy is one of my favorites. I love the very
politically incorrect like Blazing Saddles. The last really funny movies I
watched were The Hustle and The Spy Who Dumped Me.
My Flocked series has been a fun series to write. Flock You!,
Flocked Up! and available for preorder, I Don't Give A Flock! which is probably
a tad politically incorrect. It just depends on how you look at it. It was fun
to write, what can I say? Check it out:
Yes, I probably shouldn’t have slid down my boss’ banister,
but it was a long, hard, and inviting banister. How could I have known that he
would come back early from vacation, that I wouldn’t be able to stop, or that I
would fly off the end, knock him down, and end up on top of him? And no, people,
my you-know-what did not land on his face!
And yes, I was supposed to be there. I was babysitting his
sister’s dog while her house was being fumigated. But now he’s here, and I’m
having erotic fantasies, but I’m desperate to buy a new washer and dryer, so I
need to stop having these naughty thoughts, which I do.
That is, until my free-thinking mother sends me brownies
from California .
Except there was a slight problem with the shipment.
Women usually want one thing from me—money. But when Shannon slides down my banister, I know I want her. I
have a feeling she might actually be different from all the others. She’s funny
and smart. And hot. Did I mention hot? I can’t seem to get the image of her
sliding down my banister out of my mind.
Then the brownies arrive. The best I’ve ever had.
Yes, Shannon is good. Real
good. I should’ve known she was like all the others. How the hell could I have
ended up in Vegas, married to the biggest con artist of them all?
I hope you enjoyed the preview of, I Don't Give A Flock! and
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I like the expression the girl on the cover has. Got some...thoughts going on.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the excerpts. Gives me a great start to the day--a smile on my face. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI love your sense of humor! I like when romance has comedy in the story. It so very often doesn't. It's nice that you try to put it in. Very imaginative titles to this series, too!
ReplyDeleteKaren I love this snippet you minx. Clearly I have a new series to get started on!
ReplyDeleteI do love me some great, fun banter between characters!
ReplyDeleteKaren, I love someone with a wacky sense of humor. Great excerpt. Good luck with the new release.
ReplyDeleteGreat excerpt. The fact that you're having fun shines through loud and clear,
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